Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Open Letter to The Biggest Loser

Dear The Biggest Loser,

Please send Bob Harper or Jillian Michaels (or both!) to kick my ass. I've lost a higher percentage of body weight than a lot of your contestants (44% and counting...) and just like your contestants, I've done it without crash diets, pills, shakes or gimmicks. Unless you count that one time I had the stomach flu... I know that Bob and Jillian can't lose the weight for me, I have to do all the work my damn self. I can and will, but no champion goes it alone. After spending all my life overweight, I need someone to drag me to the skinny side.

I'm so close to my goal, but at the same time it feels unattainable. I've been working for 4+ years and I know every step, mis-step and stumble has been worth it. If you could please find it in your heart (budget) to do this great act of kindness (Awesome PR!!!), it would mean the world to me (really it would).

I could re-pay you by posting nice things about you on my blog THAT NOW HAS 17 FOLLOWERS!!!!! Holla! That is almost a big deal! So, go ahead and consider the terms of my deal and I look forward to hearing from you soon.




Cake Betch said...

I would LOVE to have Jillian kick my ass from one side of the gym to the other! Every time I see them crying and whining I want to smack their mouths! I would KILL for that kind of guidance and support. I lost a total of about 30% of my body weight but in the last year or so I've put some back on and I would LOVE to be able to afford a personal trainer.

Natasha said...


Uh, I mean, yeah, I totally want to "betch" slap them when they complain and moan about "how hard it is."

Congrats on the 30%. That's a big effing deal. Go you and continued success! And thanks for commenting. :)