It's official. I am, once again, on the hunt for a new job. To give a short re-cap of my last 6 months here at my current job: they've sucked. Not in the terrible way the job before this sucked... but in a whole new creative way of suckage.
When I explained the dilemma I was in to my Director and inquired about transferring into a different unit inside of my current department, it took him over two weeks to look up some HR rule that says "NO DICE" for those that want to transfer under their 1 year anniversary mark. (And I am not even going to mention the tiny detail of there being two (2) open positions in the unit I want to transfer to. Nope, not going to mention that at all.)
So, I have begun the job hunt, once again. But, this time it is a little more scary than last time, seeing that, I am not entirely sure I want to stay in the Technology field. Actually, I am pretty darn positive that I want to get away from all things SQL and all things looking like a Help Desk.
So, as a collective MHIBTY-audience, let's brainstorm different kind of jobs that I can apply for. To help us get started I've compiled a list of things that I enjoy doing.
- Gift wrapping
- Doing makeup
- Making old-fashioned oatmeal
- Making bulleted lists
- Working out
- Texting in full and complete sentences
Alright everyone, you have your assignment, now get to work. Jobs with signing bonuses or 4 weeks vacation or 20 hour work weeks or all 3 will get first consideration.