Tuesday, August 12, 2008

I should be a contributing author

I found this gem of a blog.


I wonder if I submitted "Because you were so hairy that you left hair on my furniture and I didn't want to invest in one of these" if they'd publish it?


Maybe I could suggest a spin off blog called "Reasons why you didn't get a second date." I could offer them quite a few posting so that they'd hit the ground running...

  • Because you had 5 ferrets
  • Because you ate all my Hot Tamales (after saying you didn't like them!)
  • Because you sniffed me and finished with an audible "ahhhhh..."
  • Because you told me the wrong time for the show
  • Because you didn't show up to the first one - Oh wait - that is actually sad for me.

1 comment:

Stevester said...

Dammit I didn't tell you the wrong time I told you guys the wrong theater!