I should be a contributing author

I found this gem of a blog.

http://reasonswhyidumpedyou.blogspot.com/

I wonder if I submitted "Because you were so hairy that you left hair on my furniture and I didn't want to invest in one of these" if they'd publish it?

OR

Maybe I could suggest a spin off blog called "Reasons why you didn't get a second date." I could offer them quite a few posting so that they'd hit the ground running...

• Because you had 5 ferrets
• Because you ate all my Hot Tamales (after saying you didn't like them!)
• Because you sniffed me and finished with an audible "ahhhhh..."
• Because you told me the wrong time for the show
• Because you didn't show up to the first one - Oh wait - that is actually sad for me.