Things I didn't want to see: a list.
1. A shirt with "Eligible Receiver" patched on it. On a dude. Thank you for letting me know you're ready, willing and able to take it up the butt.
2. The lady picking her nose on her way to work. I really hope she knows that her windows aren't tinted.
3. A fat chick "hip/ass bumping" the vending machine to get her chips. The joke is too easy on this one...
Unfortunately, this list will keep growing. Please add to it if you feel the need....
Friday, February 29, 2008
Do Not Want
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4. People making fun of my 'eligible receiver' shirt... LOL
No the one I hate to see is a lawyer emerging from what was either a shit that could measure on the richtor scale or a man giving birth in a stall and leaving without washing his hands, some even stopping to run their shit covered fingers through their combover. Then I have to touch the damn door handle to get out. THis is usually followed by the unstoppable urge to lick my fingers. Don't judge!
5. Women with the nickname "whiskers."
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