Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Snowed In

Compared to other parts of the country, our snow fall amounts were moderate. Still, that doesn't mean I'm going out in this sh!t! C'mon, it is five degrees outside. FIVE. And as much as I'd like to say "the only thing allowed to be 5 is this guy," I can't. Alas, work outs have been reduced to shuffling between the living room and kitchen and my diet resembles that of a bear BEFORE she hibernates (the eating everything in sight part... not so much the fresh berries and wild caught salmon part).

The beauty of the season has inspired me to write some poetry, not entirely UNLIKE Robert Frost.

Snow falls everywhere
All is frozen and covered
Damn, is it spring yet?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get me the fuck to Hawaii

There once was a girl who had to hibernate
After days of snow and cold she was pretty irate
She lost all power
She couldn't even shower
The only fun thing left to do was to....


merciblahblah said...

Your poetry is so beautiful it brings a tear to me eye, lassie. Especially that last one.

Stay warm, dawg.
Love you!

ureshi said...

i don't hv snow in my country... if it is suddenlysnowing, the world's going to end...

From Malaysia,

Natasha said...

You're a lucky duck, L. Send me a postcard of the Sun and all things green.