Snowed In

Compared to other parts of the country, our snow fall amounts were moderate. Still, that doesn't mean I'm going out in this sh!t! C'mon, it is five degrees outside. FIVE. And as much as I'd like to say "the only thing allowed to be 5 is this guy," I can't. Alas, work outs have been reduced to shuffling between the living room and kitchen and my diet resembles that of a bear BEFORE she hibernates (the eating everything in sight part... not so much the fresh berries and wild caught salmon part).

The beauty of the season has inspired me to write some poetry, not entirely UNLIKE Robert Frost.

Snow falls everywhere
All is frozen and covered
Damn, is it spring yet?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get me the fuck to Hawaii

There once was a girl who had to hibernate

After days of snow and cold she was pretty irate

She lost all power

She couldn't even shower

The only fun thing left to do was to....